Bite Me Im Satan.

I’d rather be laying in a field somewhere doing drugs

No, that was a penis!

That moment when everybody looks at each other, realizing how big everybodies pupils are.

I’m a Farmer.

zubat:

i don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried mac n cheese

getting tired of being empty

0m:

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection

hurhuuhtrhrhrhuh

gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

I still think about you. I feel like im crazy, because I hate you so much, and i dont even know what hate is.

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar.

I dont normaly hold back from saying things. Anyone who knows me well will understand this.